Toodle pip! This is probably how my Mum wishes I look – very posh, and with the title of Viscount Upper Dundee! Monifieth probably would have sounded even better, but never mind.

See my posh twin in his full glory here, or make your ownhere! (It is a Burger King site advertising their new burger which I don’t like the sound of as it uses blue cheese flavour mayonnaise) – why not actual blue cheese? Also I don’t like blue cheese.