I go swimming every night. The gym I go to doesn’t have any cubicles or anything in the changing rooms, which is totally fine by me, it doesn’t bother me.

What does bother me however is what I saw last night after swimming. Some big fat (and I mean really fat) hairy dude standing completely naked in front of a mirror blow drying his hair. And it’s not the first time either. I had to stop myself wretching as I walked past. It was like I got a little bit of sick in my mouth or something.

It’s almost as if this guy was saying “EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME AND MY GORGEOUS BODY!” Well I’ll tell you now – it ain’t gorgeous and nobody wants to see it. It makes them feel a bit ill. Stop it now please!