Yes I’m off tomorrow for a solid weekend of drinking with my Scottish mates who I haven’t seen in ages! We are going to a tiny island off the West coast of Scotland called Islay. It’s small, and weirdly I have to take two flights to get there. I’m really looking forward to it though, and am taking my new video camera to capture the moment when we shave the eyebrows of my mate Nick, strip him and wrap him in Sellotape to a lampost. Fun times! He’s lucky – at least we won’t be able to put him on a train anywhere, because there are no trains on Islay.

Photos and video will no doubt follow when I recover.