Starbucks have a nicely designed Christmas site up and running at itsredagain.com – you can basically enter your own or search through a list of worldwide Christmas traditions, or if you are bored, you can send Yuletide greetings to people. They’re performed by a selection of cute characters, but rather than your greeting just being ‘printed’, they’re read out to your recipient. So there you go – you can go and make them say rude things to your heart’s content.

I really really really have to write my Christmas cards tomorrow.