I went to see Transformers tonight! For free actually ‘cos it was some kind of preview thing. Anyway it is totally brilliant. I am not going to pretend I followed the whole thing 100% (it’s not really that difficult but I was tired today) but it is great anyway. Totally, totally action packed. And I want an autobot. For myself. Preferably Bumblebee ‘cos I thought he was pretty neat.

Go and see it! And tell cinemas everywhere I sent you! Maybe then they’ll start sending me free stuff or something.