Two things I will not be buying with my Christmas money

Baby  s First Bible

If you are a baby, you cannot choose whether or not you want to be religious, so why is there a Baby’s First Bible?!!!

Animatronic Elvis

This is some weird animatronic Elvis which is currently on sale at The Sharper Image for only $199.99! Who in their right mind would buy that. Apparently ‘State-of-the-art technologies animate Alive Elvis so he looks, feels, sounds and moves like “The King.”’ Erm… hello? He’s got NO LEGS! Anyone that buys him should be shot.