Well after our flight being delayed because of 90mph winds and then having to be diverted over Scotland (not exactly en route!) I am in Dallas this week. The weather isn’t really great here either. Since getting here though, I have learnt three things…..

1. Here you can buy things that cut your hair while you comb. It is a bit creepy but looks perfect for giving kids mullets.

2. The fact that Americans call trousers pants can still be funny sometimes.

3. Soul singers have their own ready meal ranges. And they sign every packet individually.

More exciting new discoveries as and when I find them!