Conversations with a barman

In a unusual moment of not being bothered to cook, and being absolutely ravenous, I went for an Indian takeaway this evening. Whilst waiting on my order, the barman struck up a conversation – the subject flow (entirely driven by him I may add) went thus….

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I think it will be a while before I have another Indian takeaway.

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